Owmage 

Owmage was the best mage on the game World of Warcraft.

he grew up in Quel'thelas under the name Coldsnap and enjoyed playing near the sunwell until the undead sourge corrupted it and blew it up, his hopes were crushed then he decided to become a powerful mage not a noob fire mage an amazing frost mage 10/0/51 he started his training in Sunstrider isle then moved to the lands outside of Silvermoon City and then ventured into the Ghost lands to kill the traitor Dath'relmar then he knew he had become someone. He grew up with his friend Valasca but as everyone knew would surpass her in skill and hit become a master of their classes skills first. Later on he would be in the city Stormwind killing many foolish humans who though they could even tear his cloth armour but with a single ice lance when frozen he could take 1 to 2/4 off of their health but out of nowhere the lost king of stormwind came with an army of alliance level 73 elites and they all took a swing at the mighty Owmage and he fell to his knees but as a last gesture he spat on the kings plate boots to say "you ganking fuck head" but he reincarnated as Joverkills pet OWMAGE THE MIGHTY SABER so remember him as a strong mage not a one hit from a mortal strike warrior he could take 3 non crit ones he was a good mage I remember him when he was level 1 please have him in your heart at all times.

1.a word used to substitute Ownage but talking about a mage
2.a fucking pro mage that use to be on the server Crushridge

1."Man, that mage was the total owmage. GET IT??!"
2a."Man, that mage was the total Owmage. GET IT??!"
2b."Man, Owmage was totally "owmage"ing. GET IT??!"

Owmage by Owmage September 10, 2007

Lamplot Ownage

On a tuesday night, When one commits the act of intercourse with a friend's mother and, just before he finishes, pulls out, runs to his friend's room, and ejaculates on his eyes. In the morning, he will arise with dried crusty semen on his eyelids, preventing him from opening them. Under the assumption that he has pinkeye, he will undoubtedly use a large amount of Visene to remedy the situation.

John: Dude, I totally pulled a Lamplot Ownage last night!

Dan: Really? I think I have pinkeye.

Lamplot Ownage by ShepDaddy May 2, 2006

Ownage Scale 

Degrees on the scale 1-10
Represent sexual progress made in a relationship between girl/guy
Degrees of Scale
1. Holding Hands
2. Peck on Cheek
3. Kissing
4. Kissing with tongue
5. Outercourse (dry humping with clothes on)
6. Fooling around naked(touching boob)
7. Handski(Fingerbang/Handjob)
8. Mouthski(Bj/Eating out)
9. Intercourse
10.Baby
The goal is to get as high as possible without hitting 10(unless you want to get pregnent)

Using the ownage scale.
I level 1 owned with Sarah. (I held Sarah's hand)

JP got level 7 owned by Amy. (Amy gave JP a hand-job)

Oh shit! I level 10 owned Lisa. (Shit Lisa's pregnant with my child!)

Ownage Scale by vipers June 13, 2008

Owlage 

The act of looking all around like an owl.

FFS I failed my driving test 'cos I didn't do any owlage before my three point turn!

Owlage by Crusty Turd 2 February 6, 2010

owage 

The state of being in debt, of owing someone something (not necessarily monetary).

"Well, he owes his mom for drinking her wine and and that other girl owes him for being such a flake, so I guess they're just in a long chain of owage."

owage by RoroDG January 2, 2012

ownage time 

1. An establishing of dominance over a situation at a predetermined time.
2. A situation in which ownage is occuring.

1. "If she comes back up here talking shit, it's ownage time"
2. Guy 1: "That guy is chugging two beers and smoking a cigarette at the same time!"
Guy 2: "That's ownage time!"

ownage time by ownage time August 9, 2006

ownage beans 

A way to describe someone who owns or is ownage. Originated from a kfc tower defence when the baked beans tower is upgraded.

I'll just upgrade this tower... AND NOW THEY'RE OWNAGE BEANS!

ownage beans by roboduck February 26, 2009