A very rare deformation that some people are born with, which also resembles the combination of 2 normal sized heads forming a repulsive monstrosity that may one day kill millions. It is also usually the trigger in people wanting to quadbag the tip of the oval, also known as the source of evil powers.
I was thinking about hanging myself, but realized my oval head eyesore didn't fit in the loop.
Ima throw this fucking eraser at Craig's oval head, and hope to hit the tip of the oval.
I swear to god one day I'm going to bash that kid's cranium in a last hope to fix that monstrosity of a oval head.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).