A very rare deformation that some people are born with, which also resembles the combination of 2 normal sized heads forming a repulsive monstrosity that may one day kill millions. It is also usually the trigger in people wanting to quadbag the tip of the oval, also known as the source of evil powers.
I was thinking about hanging myself, but realized my oval head eyesore didn't fit in the loop.
Ima throw this fucking eraser at Craig's oval head, and hope to hit the tip of the oval.
I swear to god one day I'm going to bash that kid's cranium in a last hope to fix that monstrosity of a oval head.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"