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Ormagoden 

The legendary fire beast, the molten iron monster, and the creamator of the sky. He is the sole reason why there is a music genre known as, "Heavy Metal". He is comprised of steel flesh, burning blood, and an earth shattering roar. He ruled the early ages like an awe inspiring comet. It was because of his burning light, however, that the First Ones plotted to murder him, for they despised to view their own repulsive looks. They had drew him with the innocent melodies of the maiden, Etulia, so that they may drown his ultimate fire. It would only be in his explosive death, though, that he would give off the elements that would make rise to a new era: blood, fire, noise, and metal. He is also heavily featured in the video game "Brutal Legend".
"...and as his blood fell into the belt buckle, up arised an enormous beast. This was Ormagoden, here to demonstrate to the pitiful hordes of men, women, and children what true Heavy Metal looked and sounded."
Ormagoden by Kil Lerown January 24, 2010
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Ormagödenism 

Ormagödenism is the worship of Ormagöden, the Eternal Fire Beast, Cremator of the Sky, and Destroyer of the Ancient World. His fire created the Sun, his body formed the metals of the world, his blood filled the oceans and rivers, and his death scream created beautiful music. We honor his memory by listening to this music, known to man as HEAVY METAL!
"The elites of Ormagödenism have very unique ranks. For example, Tim Schafer is known as the Loremaster, for his masterful knowledge of everything that existed in Ormagöden's time."
Ormagödenism by Kil Lerown April 2, 2010
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