Orkutiya

Orkutiya is a portmanteau or combination of two words; Orkut (a social networking site populated mainly by socially inept Indians and Brazilians who are famous for badly chatting up women) and Chutiya, an Indian word meaning fuckhead. An Orkutiya is therefore a fuckhead who behaves like he was on Orkut, even if he isn't.

She posted a picture of herself in a bikini and some Orkutiya said he wants to 'make friendships' with her.

Orkutiya by Vahishta November 19, 2010

Orkutiya

An very annoying socially inept person who somehow made it to the interwebz. Orkut a popular social network (then) in India, and bought out a lot of people who are chutiya when online.

Orkutiya does not imply that the person uses Orkut; rather it means that the person is behaving like a chutiya who would most probably be found on Orkut.

Liking own Status - Guaranteed Orkutiya!
Writes their status "lyk dis" or talks like a 8th grade female with bad grammar - Guaranteed Orkutiya!
Has a long status about how they love their friends with lots of heart emoticons (e.g. "omg! <3 <3 <3 luv u ___!!!!!!!!!! u are the best!!! ...........")
Creates new album to upload pictures of new haircut
Keeps sending FarmVille requests
Has 500 friends, will know only 20 in person.
When the boyfriend breaks up, updates relationship status to "Divorced"
Becomes a fan of "Breathing", and thinks its cool/funny
Thinks about sleeping, says goodnight on Facebook
Asks everyone five times to help them with their farm
Takes pictures of themselves in the school bathroom, applies effects to the pictures.
Suggests "like this group to get a free iPad" to all friends
Goes and sends invites to all of someone else's friends
Talks about life, peers and how sad they are with statuses
Sees a tree, updates status
Blocks someone because they "omg! i hate u", unblocks because they need drama again
Has "I am what i am" in their bio/about me
Talk on Facebook about how complex life is
Sends friend requests to all females with who have display pictures
Has celebrity display picture, or a comic character display picture
Shares mildly funny videos with the caption "hahahahah so funy"
Shares hoaxes and scams via links (unknowingly)
Answers to extremely stupid polls on Questions (e.g.: What does your name start with: ")

Orkutiya by AntiOrkutiya August 17, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016