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Occurs when one ejaculates through every orifice of the body: Ears, nose, mouth, etc. It is described as a very powerful feeling, many times more powerful than one's average daily splooge. A test conducted last year revealed that the orifice ejaculation has a hormone release 69 times greater than that of masturbation, cocaine, and shrooms combined.

Note: the ability to orifice ejaculate is extremely rare, so rare that certain people exalt them as rulers or even deities. This is known as orificism.
I just can't wait to tell my wife I had an orifice ejaculation last night
by sniquemazter November 22, 2016
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