Orifeces 

Orifeces (n, plr)

Excrement from one or more bodily orifices (or holes, for the less educated of ya').

There is no singular form of this word, since there is always more than one piece of orifeces at any given point in time.

Guy: Aww man! That expired salsa really gave me a stomach ache!
Friend: Damn dude, better not leave some orifeces in my house!

Orifeces by danandmash. January 10, 2011

orifices time 

When one member of a couple assaults the other member's orifices, generally by tickling or poking in and around them. Illegal in forty-eight states and Puerto Rico, and ruled a war crime by the UN.

Every time he hears his girlfriend yell 'it's orifices time!', Andy dies a little inside

orifices time by nsaucdiv151 May 14, 2011