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Orgasman 

The superhero of tomorrow who fights for justice, people, and intercourse everywhere. His trademark fashion is unreasonably tight spandex with an "O" on the torso, complete with a splatter of white in the center.
"I was being mugged on a train the other day, and Orgasman came to help me! He not only defeated the bad guy, but he got me pregnant. By the way, here're the divorce papers."
Orgasman by Handshakeguy September 22, 2011
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Orgasmazing 

Something so amazing you orgasm. Does not have to be sexual.
Juan is orgasmazing at COD4.
Orgasmazing by Wutermelen November 14, 2010

orgasmatize 

to give an orgasm to someone.
"orgasmatize me captain!"
orgasmatize by kerri October 17, 2004

orgasmaplegic 

The inability to use one's legs after fantastic sex.
Nicky demanded that Neil retrieve the cigarettes from downstairs as she was currently orgasmaplegic.
orgasmaplegic by nic n neil June 13, 2008

orgasmatastic

Something so great that it could inspire an orgasm.
Eating chocolate cake can be orgasmatastic for pregnant women.
orgasmatastic by Nick December 24, 2003

orgasmnization 

n. Getting off whilst enjoying the beauty of organization.
I just went into complete orgasmnization when I saw those bangin' Post-its.
orgasmnization by emvit August 11, 2010

orgasmatron 

i am the one ORGASMATRON, the outstretched, grasping hand
orgasmatron by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004
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