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An Oppey Bear is a bear that was an obedient bear. But she fell in loves with a Blakey Dragon. Who was banished from the Dragon kingdom because he murdered one of the bears. He fell in loves with the Oppey Bear. But could not be with her because they weren't allowed. So Oppey Bear ran away and she married the Blakey Dragon. And they lived happily ever after. x
Blakey Dragon: If I profane with my unworthiest hand this holy shrine, the gentle sin is this. My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand to smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.

Oppey bear: Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, which mannerly devotion shows in this. For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, and palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.

Blakey Dragon: Have not saints lips, and holy palmers, too?

Oppey bear: Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.

Blakey Dragon: Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take. (They kiss) Thus from my lips, by thine, my sin is purged.

Oppey bear: Then have my lips the sin that they have took?

Blakey Dragon: Sin from my lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again.

Oppey Bear: )they kiss again) You kiss by the book.
by II_CrundleCop_II September 26, 2010
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