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When one executes a full squat over an open bottle of wine while nude so that neck of the bottle (which has been lubricated) penetrates the anus enough to the point whereupon the said penetrated human is able to complete a full hand stand from the squatting position chugging the bottle of wine via the anus.
The most classy way to get wasted in a jiffy is the Olympic French Keg Stand.
by anoriginalbadass June 09, 2016
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