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Oliver Hales is a very smart and wise boy. He is very short and doesn't like to loose an argument. He acts shy around the people he likes but truly does love them. Talking to his friends, is one of the things he likes doing. He has his brother's hair style (just saying). But a cool thing he does, is that he makes me laugh. He makes me slime without me wanting to. Oliver is an amazing boy to be around. I'm proud to know Oliver Hales!
I'm proud to know Oliver Hales!
by Seashell92791 September 01, 2018
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A man with an oozing lust Kanye Omari West and counterculture references. Unconcerned with hygiene Oliver Hale tends to contribute to a sad odor that leads to noxious and revolting conditions. Oliver is prone to causing deep feelings of exasperation in individuals by his relentless references to The Office, Parks and Recreation, and Reddit posts that frequently lack relevance to the conversation at hand. If anyone tries to disagree with Oliver Hale he will quickly shoot you down with a nasty zinger.
In a social setting
Person 1: Dude James crashed into an electrical pole, it's bad he is really injured.
Person 2: Holy shit that's terrible.
Oliver Hale: That reminds me of when they did polling on Parks and Rec.
by BBQ Sauce Slut June 12, 2018
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