Ohmanimdriving

{Oh-Man-Im-Driving} Verb: To all of the sudden realize after being involved in an intense conversation, just plain spacing out or drunk in a golf cart, that YOU ARE IN FACT DRIVING!; Going through the motions while your mind is elsewhere; Most often used as an expression;

Noun: A sudden thought or occurrence, usually out of left field or outside of the box; Just realizing something for the first time; to pull an ohmanimdriving;

The opposite of Deja-vu unless you experience it often;

"I can't wait to get home and eat this burrito...mmm I have fudgsicles in the freezer too...I wonder if it's supposed to snow again today...it looks like it might...I'm not looking forward to going back to work...I'll probably get yelled at again for something stupid...maybe I should just quit...but what would I do...hey this is a pretty sweet curve! ...Ohmanimdriving!"

"I just totally pulled an ohmanimdriving while talking to you on the cell...where am I going anyways? I think my turn was back there..."

I couldn't figure out the next step...then ohmanimdriving there it was the whole time in front of me!(geez, you'd figure I could come up with something better than that?)

Ohmanimdriving by Haz-Ben(B-Team) January 26, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016