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october 91 

October 91
Is a day where everyone finds out your a dumb fucking bitch, good luck bitch

Go around telling people that it’s time to celebrate
Person 1 : hey it’s October 91,have you seen that girl I forgot to tell her that she’s a dumb bitch
Person 2: oh I forgot too

Let’s go find her
october 91 by 263628/)728278484 November 1, 2019
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october1st 

National hug your mum day :)
“Mum come here” said you, “what nowsaid mum, and then give her a big huge hug !:) October1st
october1st by Ems1234 October 15, 2019

october13 

October 13 is national boyfriendday so every straight/bi girl has a boyfriend
Girl: do you wanne be my boyfriend for 1 day
Boy: why?
Girl: bc it is for October13 national boyfriendday
Boy: kinda weird but okay
october13 by bisexualundercover October 2, 2020

October9 

National kiss your bsf day
It’s October9 you gotta kiss me
October9 by Your mom’s left tit February 21, 2022
defined by telling someone about it on october17 which is national give head day

october13th 

The day a REAL NIGGA is born. If born on October 13th you have a huge Shlong and big BLACK balls to go with it.

You are blind as fuck too
Oh you were born on october13th you might just have the biggest meat ive ever seen
october13th by BigBadPimp March 21, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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