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Ochoaphobia 

1) The fear of a size 16 woman in a size 8 bikini.
2) What happens when you see an overweight woman that thinks and dresses like shes hot.
Next time I see a pontoon boat that looks like it has a flat, I'll probably go the other way. That beachball with arms and legs gave me Ochoaphobia. Somethings you can't un-see.
Ochoaphobia by ThomThom February 23, 2013
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Octophobia

fear of the number 8, this IS a legit and very real phobia.
"I suffer from Octophobia."

"5, 6, 7, ...AAAAHHHHHHHH!"
Octophobia by M-HO March 10, 2005

Octophobia

The belief that October does not exist.

Some Octophobics also believe that the calendar goes straight from September to December.
"I do not believe October exists."

"That makes you Octophobic!"

"Wow.. Octophobia is everywhere.."
Octophobia by Rice_Bullets September 13, 2020

ochlophobia 

phobia of fear of crowds
out of all the places he could live being a ochlophobiac he picked a barn in the middle of a feild in a city having a population of 200 people
ochlophobia by temple square December 30, 2011

Oceaphobia 

The fear of the ocean and/or the the aquatic animals within the depths.
Condition in which people are afraid of the ocean.
Cory suffers from oceaphobia.
Oceaphobia by B.M.S November 18, 2006

Octophobia

according to this person he/she fears the number 8, but if he/she had 8 cocks or 8 pussies in front of them, im sure he/she would get over the phobia of 8
"I suffer from Octophobia."

"5, 6, 7, ...AAAAHHHHHHHH!"
Source: M-HO, Mar 10, 2005
author M-HO
I have no octophobia, i love having 8 pussies in front of my face and fucking 8 pussies....
Octophobia by blthrskt July 24, 2008

Ochophobia 

someone who has a fear of vehicles
im a ochophobia, ahhhh theres a car! heeellp me
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