Obviparently; Pronounced (ob - vih - pair - ent - lee) Is a combination of the word Obviously and Apparently. I know a lot of people who use this word in Michigan (all over) so why not spread it to the other states and countries? :)
"You obviparently didn't see last Wednesdays viewing of LOST."

Person1: "I can still do x if y."
Person2: (Sarcastically) "Obviparently."
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