Obamyth

One of the mythical accusations sent in daily email format chock full of red state hysteria- decrying Presidential candidate Barack Obama's alleged ties to Islam, Communism and unpatriotic themes. These are usually forwarded by disenfranchised conservative acquaintances who cling to their guns and religion.

John: "That Barack "Hussein" Obama is fixin’ to take over the whole wide world with his radical Muslim, communist, gay, flag burnin' conspiracy agenda. Not on my watch!" (…spits tobacco into a Styrofoam cup.)

Bud: "That's what we refer to in the industry as an Obamyth." (…as he deletes 37 forwarded emails about Obama)

Obamyth by euroyankee August 13, 2008

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obamatheft

The inevitable future debt for future generations that is allowed by greedy Obama supporters.
The debt is from overspending the national budget by quantities never before seen in the history of the world. Repayment of these almost insurmountable debts will come due for future generations who are currently to young to vote.

Over $17 TRILLION DEBT and the government just keeps spending, that's Obamatheft!

obamatheft by RipperJim January 6, 2014

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ObamaTheLlama

He is currently the "Director of Infrastructure" at CrixRP Networks. He does everything Confiqqq cannot and will not because Confiqqq is a retarded Ching Asain Cuck.

He runs the developers and keeps the servers up.
He also made the website and manages it.
ObamaTheLlama is also a people person and does not hide his personal life.

Wow, Did you see ObamaTheLlama? He had to fix all the servers because Confiqqq is too retarded too.
ObamaTheLlama did a great job on the website.

ObamaTheLlama by ObamaTheLlama January 17, 2018

Obamathology

The methodology of Web 2.0 and New Media tools that political campaigns use to empower and connect their base to create unity with a large number of people all supporting a common cause.

Obamathology is the combination of the following; Customized Social Network, Text Messaging and Cell Phone Connection,
Targeted Blog Content and Twitter Short Cuts all working in harmony behind a movement, political campaign or branding effort.

Obamathology by XperienceDoc March 28, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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