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Obamasutra

The all American ethical book,inspired by the great Indian roots of Kamasutra,all about how to fuck the nation in several defined positions ranging from "In your face America" to "Up your ass America",written by our very own Barack Obama.
America wants sex,all the fucking time.When all white dicks were not enough to satisfy the nation,it was time to go for bigger dicks,and those of native African origins,
"We need a change,We need a black president"
bullshit we need bigger dicks to fuck our nation.
We need some Obamasutra.
So now you got it..?
enough?
Now let it rip.
Obamasutra by saksha May 10, 2010
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Obamasturbation 

work of our president financially related and ejaculates the fuck out of our country...
Obama really did a good job of obamasturbation in coencidence to the the U.S being in debt...ha ha
Obamasturbation by reichstad January 19, 2010

Obamastan 

Future name for America.

Obamastan: Glorious Socialist Worker's Paradise
Land of gun control and redistributed wealth
"I am from Obamastan, comrade. Hail Lenin!"

Obamatrauma

The dire condition of putting too much faith in a president only to have your hopes and dreams dashed to pieces by the extreme let down.
I need to see a shrink,I am suffering from  a severe case of Obamatrauma.
Obamatrauma by Donnie2Light July 10, 2009

Obamatrayed

The ultimate result of secret trade deals that are passed by the government without any public disclosure of the details before approval.
After passage of the secret Trans-Pacific Partnership trade deal, referred to as Obamatrade, the American people discovered that they had been Obamatrayed.
Obamatrayed by jhernd June 14, 2015

OBAMATRAUMATIZED 

1-What the American public will be when they realize that there is a socialist occupying the white house and their rights as free citizens have disappeared.

2-A state of mind where ones ability to think rationally is impaired by agenda oriented adoration of a public figure.

3-What the mainstream media suffers from.(see item2)

4-clueless,morose,stupefied,angry,fearful
"when the police knocked on my door at midnight and demanded that I surrender my guns,I was completely Obamatraumatized."
OBAMATRAUMATIZED by Wild Bill 555 February 10, 2009

Obamastration

To have one's balls (symbolically) removed under the stress of negotiation such that you surrender your position needlessly and without a strong fight.
The recent debt ceiling negotiations were an obamastration for the President and the American people.
Obamastration by watchingmarcitz August 2, 2011
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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