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Obamaspeak 

1) To say what you want whenever you want and whatever you say at the moment you say it is the truth.
2) To report something as fact, then immediately turn around and report the opposite as fact.
Obamaspeak Examples

Medicare is broke ... we need to have ObamaCare ... we can get it right -- like Medicare.

We're all in this together, we're going to be pragmatic rather than idealogical ... but I don't want the folks who created the mess to do a lot of talking, I want them to just get out of the way ...
Obamaspeak by Reality Master August 25, 2009
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Obamasplain 

Explaining a concept in an excessively high-minded and round-about way so as to leave the listener exhausted, confused and hopefully prevent he/she from asking follow up questions.
When Julie asked the car salesman how a bigger vehicle with a bigger engine could get the same mileage as a smaller vehicle with a smaller engine, the salesman Obamasplained that the question was not relevant to the purchase.
Obamasplain by strategeries November 23, 2020
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Obamasplain 

The act of explaining a concept in an excessively high-minded and round-about manner so as to exhaust, frustrate and confuse a questioner into submission and preclude any follow up questions.
When Julie asked how a bigger vehicle could get the same mileage as a smaller vehicle with a smaller engine, the car salesman Obamasplained that the question was not relevant to the purchase.
Obamasplain by strategeries November 23, 2020

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026