OUPHF 

A person who is weird or nerdy. Generally replusive in appearance and very annoying.
A member of the Ouphf Club of America.
It can also be used as a "dis" meaning the same as F**k, or for that matter, any slang or curse word.

Julie is such an ouphf.
She is acting quite ouphfy today.
We need to recruit more ouphfs for the Ouphf Club of America.
Ouphf you, Jimmy!

OUPHF by leagerlog May 18, 2009

ouchfit 

1. A set of clothing so remarkably tight that it looks painful to wear.

2. A set of clothing so unappealing to the eyes that it hurts the observer!

"Man--does your girlfriend have to try to fit into that same ouchfit everytime we go out???"

ouchfit by Hullabaloo May 21, 2006

Oughf 

Used to describe an event that: you don't want to talk about (mainly due to no recollection), something awesomely bad happened, or you just have no other words to describe it.

Cheech - "Hey! Remember that party last weekend? It was crazy!"
CinderBlock - "...oughf"

Trying to remember the night before-
El Capitán - "...oughf"

Johnny - "I can't believe you left it on!"
Benny - "OUGHF!"
Dixon - "And you texted me while doing it!"
Benny - "OUGHF!"

Oughf by Blake 'El Capitán' Brooks August 4, 2008

ouchfuck 

What you say when you hurt yourself, you say ouch immediately followed by fuck, making it ouchfuck

*hurts self*
ouchfuck!

ouchfuck by charlotte November 10, 2004

ouph 

Single word sentence used to emphasize one's misfortune or folly

In response to a person being called out on their stupidity, one would respond, "Ouph!"

ouph by Willey June 9, 2006

ouchfitz

When an epileptic jew falls to the ground and starts fitting.

He had an ouchfitz.

ouchfitz by AnonDoxy December 21, 2018

OPHFR 

A special handshake ending with a full release. Never too much, never not enough, always just what you needed.

Viniq saw what I needed as soon as I walked through her beaded doorway, best OPHFR of my life.

OPHFR by SaltyItalianMeat September 26, 2015