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Literal translation: Out-of-Date-Semen-Sample

Walking your female date home, not getting offered to come in for 'coffee' and so instead, masturbating on her doorstep and ejaculating through her letterbox.
She didn't want to sleep with me, so I l gave her OODSS.

The date didn't work out, all I got was OODSS.
OODSS by Elbows McGee August 7, 2011
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A school that was once West hill combined with oscvi at one location. It's purple.....That's it basicly the site of many teenage pregnancy ,drugs, weed, underachievers, skanky sluts, skidmarks of society, josh the slut, dictatorship student council and drill Sargent brookshaws
Osdss is shit but still beats westhill still not as good as oscvi.
osdss by Twinightbubble7 February 28, 2017
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OODSS • omdssss • oodasnot • oodos • ooosss • ooossshhh • ooossshhhh • oopssicles • ooss • osdss
Odss is the highschool home to the skater boys, hockey players and lacrosse finatics. We have the popular girls with their tits hanging out and the popular boys that'll date you as long as you have a big ass. The less popular girls are the nicest and funniest people you'll ever meet although only the creepy guys from maps or island lake with ever consider dating them. The less popular guys can also be super sweet and will help you with anything you need but only the creepy girls from peps with consider dating them. Tony, the hockey arena across the road, is where all these kids play, every guy in the hallways are wearing some sort of flyers shit. Now, although odss isn't the school of our dreams... at least we don't attend west side.
1:You go to odss?
2:Yeah?
1:Do you know that girl with the tits hanging out of her shirt?
2: What one?
Odss by Orangville kid November 12, 2017
Short for oh my days

An expression of being surprised
Omdssss man for real??
omdssss by Baby boy👑 May 11, 2022

The 3 oods 

When someone says something that is lewd, crude and rude. Something very offensive and uncalled for.
Tom said to Leann "It's rock hard and I'm gonna put it in your face."

Leann was offended.

Leann's friend said "Dude, that was the 3 oods. You're a pig!"
The 3 oods by wandaful August 18, 2010

ooossshhh 

"Ooossshh" is a word made popular by Keith Lemon, but in fact the word has been around since time immemorial. It describes the effect of great excitement and is the sound emitted when pressure is released when opening a can of shaken lager. It can also be the description of other activities.
I was rigourously sucking the nipples of my heavily pregnant girlfriend when she ooossshhhed all over my moustache.
ooossshhh by Ooossshh December 21, 2017

ooossshhhh

When someone does something that is unnecessary or uncalled for.
If Rachael brought back In-n-Out for her friends and when she returned she took a digger on the top step and split all the food onto the haz-mat floor, the group would say ooossshhhh. The first reason is because reckless Rachael dropped the food they were suppose to eat, and due to the fact clumsy Rachael took a nasty spill.

If Rachael spills my $15 whiskey on the rocks at the club!
ooossshhhh by N.S.M March 6, 2008
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

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A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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