OJOMN

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Stands for 'Orange Juice coming Out My Nose'.

When something is so suddenly funny that if you were drinking orange juice at the time, you'd probably choke on it and have orange juice coming out of your nose.

You: Dude, did you see john trip whilst walking, this morning?
Friend: Yeah man - that was so funny I had OJOMN!

On FB:
Person 1: I like to pick my nose and then massage the boogers on my anal orifice.
Person 2: Ha ha! OMG! OJOMN!

OJOMN by Cnadz September 24, 2011

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ojonugwa

(Of Igala Nigerian origin)

An amazing girl who is extremely beautiful and smart. She has a good heart that accommodates everyone. She is usually an introvert and an over-thinker but tries to affect the lives of people around her positively.
Ojonugwa is usually reserved by nature but when she snaps at you, know that you pushed her long enough.

You must be an Ojonugwa! You’re so smart and beautiful.

Damn! That Ojonugwa is really attractive.

ojonugwa by TheNugwa February 4, 2020

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OJOMN • oomns • OOMNA CHAKA • Obomney • Ojoma • oJona • Ojone • Ojonegon • ojonugwa • ojornie

Ojoma

A name given to homely girls with Pulitzer brains. Sexy but understated. Determined to excel and make the world a better place. Get you an Ojoma today

Ojoma by NairaMaverick76 February 6, 2020

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Obomney

Sarcastic fusion of names Obama and Romney, used by folks who think both politicians are essentially the same, due to their similar policies and the like

"Obomney"

But hey, aren't most politicians the same? They care just for the rich...

Obomney by Submitters of Words August 19, 2012

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Ojone

Ojone is God’s own and a female child of Igala descent under the Creator’s protection; a beautiful gift to the family. Ojone is kind, focused, determined and achievers with Faith based orientation.
Ojone is a pride of the family and usually Daddy’s girl. Also close to her Mummy and a protector of her siblings. She works in wisdom, knowledge and joy. Looking for the good of all and prayerful.

Look at Ojone, she is a blessing from above!

Ojone by godsown08 December 2, 2021

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oJona

The best ClosetCheater to ever walk on hypixel

Guy1: Hey oJona, nice godbridge. Youre insane at the game.
oJona: Lol config issue.
Guy3: Report team blue

oJona by WunTheSteveYes August 30, 2023

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oomni oomni boova

a slur in the language of siklons within sikhustan, a word way worse than any racial slur or word to ever exist.

na iklos migi veru oomni oomni boova you are a *****

oomni oomni boova by JakorKilludge, Racist One August 29, 2020

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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