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The crack addicted, batshit insane, sister of ZALGO. Forget HE, this bitch is the real shit. ZALGO shits himself in her presence. OGLAZ rapes ZALGO daily in some incestial sick fuck shit to remind him who is boss.
OGLAZ is the reason ZALGO hides behind the wall.
SHE COMES.
OGLAZ by Omeggia July 5, 2010
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oglizokenpoken 

a language created by the gen-z consisting the 🙄🙄 emoji and the 🪱🪱 emoji. you can also use the ‼️ emoji to emphasize what you are saying!
oglizokenpoken is my favorite language
oglizokenpoken by festive frog November 19, 2020
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One of the best web-based comics around. A good story set in an alternate universe with lots of sex and humor - and great pictures to boot! Updated every Sunday.
I discovered oglaf.com last night. I thought it was hilarious, and had to read all of them. Had to take a break at 'Invincible Shield Woman' though to fapp for a bit.
oglaf by Urbanite Frequenter May 9, 2011

Oglozaphiliac 

One who is sexually attracted to Alex Ogloza, the 2014 Pokemon VGC US National Champion and shitty streamer on Twitch.
Man, Alex Ogloza may be the worst Pokemon player I've ever seen, but I may be an Oglozaphiliac anyway.

Yaxşı oğlan 

İsmayıl yaxşı oğlandi
İsmayıl çox yaxşı oğlandı auyeşdi.Ismayilin yaxcu dostları var A Y E
Yaxşı oğlan by Yaxcu oğlan August 20, 2020
A russian name. Ogla is the coolest, smartest and funniest girl ever.

Ogla Kay, a youtube star, for that matter ;]

"Heyy, what's your name?"

-"Ogla."

OMG REALLY! COOLEST NAME EVER!!!"
OMG ITS AN OGLA!
ogla by toucan :D March 2, 2011

Sebastian Oglaza 

Sebastian Oglaza is one of the nicest people in the world, he is extremely nice and will be there when he’s needed. He is extremely handsome and kind hearted.
Looks, it’s Sebastian Oglaza, he’s super cool and handsome.
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murderhobo 

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