Nut battle

A nut battle is a game like bloody knuckles. The object of the game is to take turns kicking the opponent in the testicles. If a player gives up or falls/passes out then he loses.

Damn! That dude just whipped his ass in a nut battle!

Nut battle by Mitch Henry August 11, 2006

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nut batter

male ejaculatory; semen. see also man batter.

After recieving head from Jill, Jack exploded his nut batter all over Jane's face.

verb usage:
Jack nut battered Jane's face after she sucked his cock.

nut batter by supra3.0 May 10, 2007

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Nut battle • nut batter • Nut Bottle • netbattle • Nut • nut sack • Nut Huggers • nut cracker • nut meg • nut juice

Nut Bottle

A bottle in which you store your nut juice.

My nut bottle full
"Reduce, Reuse, Recycle"

Nut Bottle by Aiden Pascavis September 23, 2018

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netbattle

an online pokeymon game created by tvsian who wuz raped into givin up control to chaos of smogon. smogon apparently isnt satisfied so they plan on makin anothr shitty plague called pokemon competitor or sum sht

i wasted 2 yrs of my life on that piece of shit netbattle though it wuz fun 2 play wit noobs...btw dont try to bag bitches on dat game

netbattle by Neo D. January 12, 2008

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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