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Nursebag 

Abusive, unfriendly unkind registered nurse, often drunk with power with little regard for his or her patients.
That Nursebag rolled his eyes at me when I arrived in the ER with abdominal pain. Thankfully another RN realized I was in acute pain and required immediate help.

The RN on the phone was more concerned about going home on time then helping a patient with chest pain. What a Nursebag!

Most Notorious Example of a Nursebag is: Nurse Mildred Ratched is the head administrative nurse at the Salem, Oregon State Hospital, a mental institution where she exercises near-absolute power over the patients' access to medications, privileges, and basic necessities such as food and toiletries. She capriciously revokes these privileges whenever a patient displeases her. (From Wikipedia)
Nursebag by gingerbeardboy June 21, 2012
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Norsebag 

Being a Norsebag entails having a low IQ, being refused admission into Universities, hating the minorities who do well academically despite being low income immigrants, blaming their joblessness on minorities rather than their symptoms of wackyness (oft found in the DSM IV,) obsession with MMA despite an inability to throw punches and perform takedowns, and paramount to all: being a racist on account of the misguided notion that they are Aryan.
Norsebag: I AM AN ARYAN!
Miroslav: No. I have my Phd in Linguistics and I can tell you that you're not.

Norsebag: YOU WANNA FIGHT?! I FIGHT MMA! UFC! I MEAN... my dick is small?

Miroslav: Ya man that sucks for you. Great to know.
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nursebae 

Positive; when someone’s a nurse and you want to hype them up. Usually they’re attractive or you just want to complement them. Mostly feminine but can be used for anyone
When you see your friend is in nursing school and you wanna hype them up “Okay future nursebae” 😍
or
When your friend is a nurse and she’s looking good “I see you, nursebae”
nursebae by studentnursey March 2, 2024

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026