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Nutslapper

A tremendously long bowl movement which, upon evacuating the rectum, falls forward, slapping the back of the scrotum before falling into the toilet.
Nate took a huge dump. One turd in particular was so long that it wound up being a nutslapper.
Nutslapper by thezfunk March 10, 2010

Atomic nutslapper

An Atomic Nutslapper is when you are getting head and your girl starts to punch your testicles like a boxer using a speed bag.
Person 1:Yo I heard you got head from Misty and she gave you an Atomic nutslapper
Person 2:Yeah my fucking testicles hurt bad
Atomic nutslapper by fuckcalebs November 24, 2019

Napalm Nutslap 

When your partner uses a propane torch to rid your nutsack of pubes and slaps the fire out
There's nothing like a napalm nutslap to get primed for sexy times
Napalm Nutslap by Bozfelcher November 6, 2018
The normal reaction to listen to a nub talking shit: A back-handing type gesture, where the back of the right hand is forced into the palm of the other, making a loud slapping noise. (This is referred to as a Nubslap).

The Nubslap is the only known way to keep a nub in line.
Nub: Hey mon, we should go to the dollar store and buy a bunch of Windex!
Person: What? Why?
(Nub maintains a shiteating grin while shrugging shoulders)
(Person performs a Nubslap)
Person: Fucking nub.
Nubslap by urbann00b January 7, 2005
the sounds your nuts make when slapping the ass of your partner during heightened sex

Also, a good term for someone you might already refer to as douchebag.

See douchebag
Your mom likes my nutslap
nutslap by jacobsack December 4, 2003

nutslap magoo

Shawn Smith is such a Nutslap Magoo
nutslap magoo by DMac123456789 September 20, 2017