Nukige

A type of eroge that is more concentrated on helping you masturbate. Maybe there'll be a story but we know why you'd play it.

Person A: I got this eroge yesterday.
Person B: Can't you just look up some video on a porn site?
Person A: I prefer to fap to something with a story.
Person B: Good luck with that. You've got a nukige. That's just for the sake of fapping.

by Savory June 1, 2013

Nukie

A Nukie is defined as a scientist or anyone who advocates nuclear energy and nuclear weapons.

Richard Feynman couldn't help being a Nukie since his wages depended upon the market for Nuclear weapons.

by Class struggle memes December 4, 2019

nukage

Another name for radioactive waste.

Chernobyl is still reeking with nukage right now.

Want to mutate or die horribly? Swim in that small lake of nukage over there.

by StaffelIX June 24, 2015

Nukie

Dedicated fans of the fictional characters of Luke and Noah, a gay couple on the daytime soap opera "As The World Turns", as portrayed by Van Hansis and Jake Silbermann, respectively. Title derived from the couples "celebrity name", Nuke, which is a combination of the names Noah and Luke.

Nukie #1: Hey! Did you see? Nuke was on today!

Nukie #2: Of course I did! I'm a Nukie!

by Just.a.Nukie March 14, 2009

nukie dukie

Noun - the act of pooping into a disliked person's microwave oven, then activating it on very high heat in order to cause the poop to seethe and boil and cook, and more generally to reek up all unholy hell. Preferably this is accomplished after one consumes vast quantities of mexican food laden with Cheyenne peppers, extra beans and ex-lax, due to the extra liquid in the feces which allows for a more permanent stinkalicious effect. Also preferable to combine nukie dukies in no set number with a fecal-refrigidal in order to obtain maximum simultaneous cathartic and miasmic effect.

WARNING - If you are considering performing a nukie-dukie on someone, you may or may not wish to perform it while they are actually present to witness it.

Andy: That Bastard Tom just gave me a nukie dukie!!! NOW MY MICROWAVE IS TRASHED!!!

Bill: Ewww....well let's get to it. Break out the cleaners and the bleach...this is really gonna suck.

Andy: That's not the problem. He also ate the steak I left thawing in the microwave, and all my tacos!!!

Bill: No he didn't. I just saw YOU eating a steak taco!!

Andy: Well...I was hungry...and there was no place else to cook it...so...

by Achilleus99 January 27, 2013

cookie nukie

When a group of guys masterbate together and ejaculate on a cookie, the last guy to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.

Dan lost to cookie nukie last night and ate that nasty cookie with a smile.

by redman420 August 9, 2010

Nukage Boopage Cabbage

When something is messed up, ruined, or otherwise destroyed in a funny way.

Troy: Man, how was the game last night?
John: Dude, it was so Nukage Boopage Cabbage!

by YouCantStopMeHuh December 28, 2011