Nuggetid

When one is "nuggetid" they have simply smoked a shit ton of Mary Jane and have no ability to move their arms or legs for a long period of time. The continuous use of marijuana can leave one in a paraletic state.

George looked over at Joe with his red eyes and asked "could you grab me some water mate"

Joe said, "fuck that I'm nuggetid"
George knows they both bunned to much of that OG kush

Nuggetid by The-Cuntflap-warrior October 19, 2016

chicken nuggeting 

The act of dancing while holding chicken nuggets and eating chicken nuggets

Brosama he was chicken nuggeting on the dance floor

Matt was chicken nuggeting to a girl and he got laid.

chicken nuggeting by DarkshadowEp December 27, 2013

nuggetitive 

When the golden nugget of wisdom is bestowed upon you in conversation.

Me and my older always have very nuggetitive conversations about life...

nuggetitive by Broken boy 00 January 2, 2021

Nuggeting 

v.

1. To turn someone's backpack inside out without them becoming aware of the deed.

Steps:
1. Steal a person’s or multiple people’s backpack(s) without alerting the backpack's owner(s) and/or legal guardian(s).

2. Remove the contents from the backpack's main compartment. *On almost all models of backpacks the main compartment is the largest compartment, and often the easiest to “nugget”.

3. Once the main compartment is empty, turn the backpack inside out. *Backpacks with back pads seem to cause trouble so don't be afraid to place your foot on the bottom of a backpack and kick inward. If done correctly the backpack will give in and turn inside out. *WARNING: Standing up in a classroom environment and kicking a backpack may cause unwanted attention from classmates, teachers, and worst of all the “nugget” victim(s). So try to be as covert as possible.

4. If you’re doing a basic nugget, place the backpack’s original contents in the “new” main compartment, place the shoulder straps inside, zip it back up, and leave a note if you so desire. *Be gentle with the victim’s belongings, if nothing is damaged most teachers will at worst give you only a warning since nothing was actually damaged.

5. Now return either the victim’s “nuggeted” bag to the location where you first found it or go the extra mile and hide it from the victim. *In the best case scenario the victim won’t become aware that his/her backpack is missing until the dismissal bell rings, so he’ll/she’ll have to walk to the next class while holding a “nugget” in his/her arms. When other classmates see the victim they’ll immediately know what has happened and erupt into laughter causing even more embarrassment for the victim.

Now, if you really want to outdo yourself and impress every girl in school you must pull off a “Super Nugget”. Do steps 1 and 2 but instead of placing the items from the main compartment back in, keep them out. Now try to place the entire backpack in the smallest compartment. If you’re unable to do so on the first attempt, remove items from another compartment(s) (some backpack models have a secondary compartment that are almost as large as the main compartment) and finish what you have started! A “Super Nugget” may sound easy to the novice “nuggeter” because you don’t need to place the victim’s belongs back in, but what happens to his/her belonging? Yeah, you’re now stuck with them and a huge stack of books and miscellaneous crumpled papers is a big sign of a “nugget” going down in the area so keep it together, and don’t give up!

(If the pack's owner spots you and you have yet to complete the nugget, don't stop, you're no good if you can't take a little pressure.)

Nuggeting is a lifestyle not a hobby!
- P. Diddy.

Nuggeting by ChuckThunder December 8, 2004

Nuggetize 

To amputate all of somebody's limbs, turning them into a nugget.

A man was nuggetized in a car accident today.

After the mugging, she was nuggetized and left to die.

Nuggetize by BANGEXPLOSIVE November 22, 2015

Chicken Nuggetism 

A religion devoted to Self Respect and Troy

I want to join Chicken Nuggetism

Chicken Nuggetism by United Statez Archives April 28, 2017

Nuggeted 

Where someone cuts off your arms and legs and leaves you in a field.

Jack: "What have you been up to?"
James: "Not much, I got nuggeted on the weekend"

Nuggeted by Noisievelt64 November 5, 2014