North Reading 

Formerly 2/3 farm land in Northeastern Massachusetts. Dialing a phone back in the 70s only consisted of 5 numbers. Now you must dial an area code, exchange, number and press (1) for English. Was once able to ride down the main street on a bike wearing a blindfold while picking your nose. Now in the new millennium there is a Wendy's, Macdonald's and a Wal-Mart with gulls circling around the parking lots. Even though there is multi-million dollar homes you still need the Spanish-English dictionary if you want to buy a burger. Kids bring weapons to school in their parents BMWs or Mercedes and pop oxycontin like candy from a pez dispenser. All the original townies still think it is 1980 and they wear tight jeans and have mullets. All the new rich people are stuck up fucks that think their shit don't stink, and the cross-over people that cut their mullets off became stuck up cunts.

North Reading used to be a nice little town with quiet safe streets, but now it is just an over populated, forest ruining, money hungry Jones following city.

North Reading by Dink Weed February 21, 2008

North Reading 

A rich white town with fake people
Middle schoolers think it’s cool to buy pot and vape

- they usually get in trouble for doing this in school

Girls wear 10 lbs of makeup on their face and usually have sex at age 13
Boys think they are more cool than they are and ask girls for nudes way too much
Middle school drama occurs a lot in the shitty school
Parents are rich and oblivious to what their children are doing

Look at all those drunk, high, middle school kids from North Reading!

North Reading by ayee33003 October 16, 2018

North Reading 

1.Town of complete fucking dominance, everyone is fucking boss, and sports is the best. No one takes any shit, especially from the assholes in Lynnfield. Not to be mistaken with the most fucking awesome place evar.

2. Town controlled by shitty schools. nuff said

Oh wow I wana live in North Reading its so fucking awesome.

Wow I hope our town isnt like North Reading schools.

North Reading by Jizz McLongballs March 3, 2011