Noodle Hoe 

When a hoe has not washed her hair for a consecutive amount of days, and has become greasy, oily, and nasty stands of shiny, noodle-like hair.

Laquanda: OHHHH SHIT Tyrone! Dat bitch be having dat clumpy greasy noodles down to her ass ! Does she know what a shower is ?
Tyrone: Lanqunda, dat bitch over there is a Noodle Hoe !

Noodle Hoe by Tyrone&LaquandaHunty April 26, 2016

noodleshoes 

Shoes that are cheap, but tasteful and go with everything. Suitable for everyday wear.

Marty: That's some fly shoes you've got on. What are they?
Bo: Thanks, it's my noodleshoes . I use them all the time.

noodleshoes by kriskrank October 25, 2009

noodlehead

Term of endearment for knuckleheaded children.

"Come here, you little noodleheads, and give me a hug!"

noodlehead by Ellen Meadows December 4, 2003

Noodlehead

A person who is acting goofy, looks goofy or something is out of sorts with that person in that moment in time.

Guy: Do you want to go out tonight.
Girl: I'd rather stay in. I look like a noodlehead right now.

Noodlehead by Ilovebville August 1, 2017

nebraska noodlehole 

When you can't get your dick up, but you fuck her anyways.

gave my girlfriend a nebraska noodlehole last night and she didn't even know.

nebraska noodlehole by bigshooter12 May 25, 2017

noodleshoes 

Noodleshoes is often used as a term for some one who has retarded whale feet.

bob: Hey, watch me dance *falls over*
simon: LOL NOODLESHOES

noodleshoes by lolecat April 26, 2008

Noodlehead

A gay person that enjoys yelling the word "daddy" at the top of his lungs.

This phrase started at a Drake concert when he called his dj a noodlehead for playing the wrong song.

YOU'RE A NOODLEHEAD SO CALL ME DADDY!!

Noodlehead by Samsuglyfatchode69 October 3, 2016