Noodle Fucker

The act of Masturbating with Ramen noodles. Most stick their penis in a bowl of very hot Ramen Noodles. This could cause a slight burning sensation in the groin area.

Brian: Dude! Do you have your cock in a bowl of Ramen noodle?

Steve: Yes, Why do you ask?

Brian: Doesn't that burn?

Steve: It is causing a slight burning sensation in my groin area.

Brian: Dude! You are such a Noodle Fucker.

Noodle Fucker by GrandAmGuy2020 September 30, 2005

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fucker noodles

when you hurt yourself and you go through PAINNNN

“FUCKER NOODLES THAT HURT”

fucker noodles by faded420 November 16, 2018

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Related Words

Noodle Fucker • fucked-a-noodle-doo • noodle salad • noodle groovin' • noodle dick • Noodle Neck • Noodle Soup • Noodle Time • Noodle Arm • noodle boi

fucked-a-noodle-doo

When you haven’t slept all night and your trying to be invisible because your fucking boy toy woke up, and he is now trying to find you!!

James, the boy toy: Nancy, where are you?!?!

Nancy, the invisible Slut: Dammit, I’m fucked-a-noodle-doo’d again!?!?!

fucked-a-noodle-doo by PrincessCockWhore1 June 21, 2019

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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