Noodle Fucker 

The act of Masturbating with Ramen noodles. Most stick their penis in a bowl of very hot Ramen Noodles. This could cause a slight burning sensation in the groin area.

Brian: Dude! Do you have your cock in a bowl of Ramen noodle?

Steve: Yes, Why do you ask?

Brian: Doesn't that burn?

Steve: It is causing a slight burning sensation in my groin area.

Brian: Dude! You are such a Noodle Fucker.

Noodle Fucker by GrandAmGuy2020 September 30, 2005

fucker noodles 

when you hurt yourself and you go through PAINNNN

“FUCKER NOODLES THAT HURT”

fucker noodles by faded420 November 16, 2018

fucked-a-noodle-doo 

When you haven’t slept all night and your trying to be invisible because your fucking boy toy woke up, and he is now trying to find you!!

James, the boy toy: Nancy, where are you?!?!

Nancy, the invisible Slut: Dammit, I’m fucked-a-noodle-doo’d again!?!?!

fucked-a-noodle-doo by PrincessCockWhore1 June 21, 2019