Noobflake 

Noobflake, noun.
Not necessarily a noob, but someone you are gaming with that you do not like for whatever reason. This might be: Their style of gaming, killing, driving, speaking, thinking, shooting, throwing grenades, etc.

These are experienced by everybody sooner or later, and everyone seems to hate them.

Note: Usually either a very high level, or a high level disguised as a low level.

Also included: People who get lucky as hell kills.

*After getting killed by a grenade thrown across the entire map* Guy 1: "THAT KILLED ME??? WTF!!! That guy is such a NOOBFLAKE!!!"

Noobflake by JR&KE July 9, 2009

noobulated

how one feels after being educated by a noob, esp. on a trivial subject matter; being "pwned" by a noob.

I feel so n00bulated that I can't get these 'speakers' working!

noobulated by CW April 12, 2004

noobcake 

From new (with b as in freebie).] + (keyk) = "noobcake"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

CAKE: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.

EXPLAINATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobcake" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "cake" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness".

GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobcake."

SPECIFIC USE:

"Jonathan is the biggest noobcake I have ever met."

noobcake by Infandus December 15, 2008

noobslayer 

A person who slays noobs on popular video games such as Halo or Call of Duty. Often a casual gamer who kills a regualr playing nerd, referred to as a noob (Doug Marsh, Eddy Full, Fin Donaldson,Pickled Bums). The title of noobslayer is one that has been fought over for many generations.

Noobslayer: Ha, I owned you you stupid noob
Noob: Stop killing me it's unfair.
Noobslayer: I AM TEH NOOBSLAYER

noobslayer by Timmy Pocket April 1, 2008

noobcake 

The guy who wrote the definition starting with "A person whom is a newbie." It should be "who," not "whom." Whom is objective case; you needed to use subjective case.

im awsome, im guna use 'whom' 2 suond smart evin tho i dont no how 2 use it rite lol im a noobcake.

noobcake by Grammar Merchant December 10, 2008

Noobcake 

Used to call your friend an idiot without offending them.

Friend: 1+1 is 2
Me: You silly noobcake!

Noobcake by sm00shr December 20, 2014

noobstake 

Whenever someone makes a beginners mistake when they themselves are not beginners (noob)

Damn dude you jumped in the lava you made a total noobstake.

noobstake by superfunnybeaner March 16, 2009