Noob Squid

1. a noob squid is a rare animal that dwells at the bottom of the sea. Its a very gelatinous creature.

2. used as an insult.

3. an awesome handshake
4. a great form of dance much like ballet

1. The noob squid is a bottom feeder much like a catfish
2. you are such a noob squid
3. Noob Squid Handshake! *High five that is not to make contact but instead is to be pulled back. The hand is to be folded in half and float away like a squid*
4. "Did you see Molly at the dance?" "Yeah she was doing the noob squid!" "That dance is awesome!"

Noob Squid by buzzbuzzo December 20, 2009

Squid noob 

a big noob

Look at that Squid noob!

Squid noob by Fuckrick December 6, 2022

Squid The noob

noob

noob squid the noob

Squid The noob by Fuckrick December 14, 2022

Noobsquire 

A noobsquire is a form of a noob who is completely new at an online game, and actually takes advice or trains from other noobs online that think they are pros.

- Hence the word squire - much like a squire in medieval times trains and takes advice from a knight, carries their shield, does work for them etc.

Example 1:

Noobsquire: Hey guys. I'm new at halo, can you help me learn how to get real good?

Noob: t0tAll3y d00d U cAn b3 1337 1f y0u tAlkz0rz lik3 m3 an l3arn ma sk1llz0rz b3cAus3 1 @m 1337 2!!!1!one!!

Noobsquire: W0wz0rz th@nkz. 1 c@n f33l m1s3lf g3tt1ng b3tt3r n0wzorz.

Example 2:

Noobsquire: Hey guys, I just started playing Call of Duty, and there's a wall to the enemy base in front of me but I don't know how to jump.

Noob: W3LL d00d th@ts s0 3asy pr3ss t3h alt + F4 and U'1L d0 @ s00p3r 1337 jUmpz0rz thAt g03s 100000 f33t in t3h a1r!! (Mehehe I'm going to trick this n00b into closing the game cause I'm so cool)

noobsquire: I tried it and nothing happened, it's alt, then +, then f4, right?

n00b: N0 0MGZ0RZ U have t0 hold teh buttons at the sAme time3 omg1 and + do3sn't c0unt!!!1!!one11

noobsquire: I can't read your writing. Can you repeat that plz?

Noobsquire by --Jordan-- April 21, 2007

noobsquad 

Proper noun; An online multiplayer clan/group/squad/gaggle of noobs that noobisciously command their gaming environment by telling jokes, kamakazeeing, begging, killing player killers and making friends with poor people in Full Bronze Armour. A noobtittytatcious example that multi player combat games can be fun, safe and humourous for teens. Objective: to instill fear into the enemy (the choobs) by intimidation of intellect, wit and craziness. NoobSquad is famous in the online game Runescape.com

"The NoobSquad Noobsnake ascended into the wilderness to attack the cabbage demons of lvl 45! All the Noob players, in Full Bronze Armour stopped to swim in some lava, briefly."

noobsquad by James M Burton January 10, 2004