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nonogamy 

The choice to remain single and unmarried by someone's own free will, and the unwillingness to enter a relationship.
Friend: Are you getting married?
Me: Nope, I'm going with nonogamy.
nonogamy by wissMngm June 5, 2018
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Nonogamous 

The state of being single/alone with no intention of committing to anyone in the near future. One can choose to date or abstain from dating while being nonogamous, as long as there is no commitment made to anyone else.
I don't have girlfriend issues because I'm nonogamous.
Nonogamous by giggz March 11, 2017

nonogamy 

1. An exclusive and ostensibly romantic relationship that is devoid of sex. Typically, it is because one partner witholds due to emotional distance or other non-sexual reasons, but still expects the other to not stray.

2. A sarcastic reference to modern monogamy in the developed world where sex is marginalized or disappears in a marriage in favor of career, child rearing, bills, fatigue and other domestic issues.
When the subject of Paul's cheating came up at the marriage counselor, he sharply retorted "Denise had a 2 -year headache. She didn't want monogamy, she wanted nonogamy, and that's not what I signed up for when I married her."
nonogamy by J Philip January 2, 2009

nonogamer9 

nonogamer9 is a youtuber who hates blueberry inflation, do tech related stuff on tiktok and loves to play minecraft and mario kart (he is good at mario kart 8 just like any japanese players)
Person: whats your favorite underrated youtuber
Person 2: nonogamer9 he is my favorite
nonogamer9 by nonogamer9 September 9, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026