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A word used in sandringham environments for when there is an awkward silence or some one has said something un-funny or just plain stupid. Also used when something is done stupidly. Usually said with and action of slapping down a hand on the table or a knee.
Someone tells a bad joke;

noneil!
Noneil by Noneilinc. May 9, 2009
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noneglasses 

That sensation when you feel that your sunglasses are still on top of your head when you've already removed them.
So there was me patting the top of my head, searching for noneglasses.
noneglasses by Bostranac September 4, 2015
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Noncilic 

Adjective used to describe a person who is displaying behaviour befitting of a nonce or pedophile
Eddy is spending a lot of time with the children today, he is displaying noncilic behaviour.
Noncilic by Arcs999 May 19, 2023

Nonillion 

Nonillion is a number followed by 30 zeros.
"I wish I can have a nonillion dollars.'
"What's a nonillion dollars.'
" Check the Urban Dictionary!"
Nonillion by Rikumaru October 28, 2013
A non-tonsil. The gap where your tonsil used to be...a phantom tonsil.
I got some popcorn stuck in my nonsil and I couldn't get it out.
Nonsil by noodlle February 5, 2010

NoneLikeJoshua

NoneLikeJoshua is a Nerdcore rapper who has made songs like: Zoldyck Rap, God Of Highschool Rap, Evil Morty Dubstep Rap, Etc. He has gained 471K subscribers on youtube over the past 11 years. He has worked with people like: Rustage, GameboyJones, Twisted Savvy, Etc. He has a Youtube, Soundcloud, and Spotify, where he releases music. He also has a twitch where he creates some music with viewers and and reacts to reactions of his music.
Kevin: NoneLikeJoshua just dropped the Gojo Rap!
Amber: Yeah! I cant wait to listen to it!
NoneLikeJoshua by KyoZen March 17, 2021

NoneLovesMe 

Some loser no one cares about
(Person 1):why do you have no friends?
(Person 2):cause NoneLovesMe
NoneLovesMe by NoneLovesMe July 7, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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