From Noggin the Nog:-The tales from the Lands of the North, where the black rocks stand guard against the cold sea, in the dark night that is very long, the men of the Northlands sit by their great log fires and they tell a tale of Noggin the Nog, in which the crown of Noggin, Prince of the Nogs is sought by his uncle Nogbad the Bad who devises evil plots to threaten the safety of the kingdom, and sometimes the world, in order to force Noggin to give up his crown. In each saga Nogbad pursues his plot to the very brink of success, but at the last moment his purposes are foiled by some unexpected piece of luck, cleverness or lack of attention on the part of the Nogs. Nogbad the bad is the archetypal wicked uncle, obsessed with an ambition to regain the crown of the Northlands which (in his view) was wrongly given to his worthless nephew, Noggin. His life is spent devising ingeniously evil schemes to steal the crown, or force Noggin to give it up.
Is George Bush the Nogbad of the World?
by Don Kiddick September 17, 2003
Get the Nogbad mug.The lowest form of human life possible.
As general a term as this is, the universal relationship between all nobaddies is that all of them fail to 'do they own thang.' This means they fail to listen to their own preferences (such as clothes, music, and hobbies) as they are more concerned with others. They follow the rules set before them. Nobaddies conform in every which way so long as they feel they belong.
He fails to listen to that voice inside that says something like 'I wanna dress like James Bond.' and instead wears a polo with popped collars, sunglasses too big for his midget head, and flipflops that won't help him at all if he were to get into a fight. And the nobaddy won't be able to run away from the confrontation without losing a flipflop. Nobaddies...
The fundamental principle in distinguising a nobaddy is the 'thang factor.' Is he/she doin' his/her own thang? Or just trying to do everybaddy elses? Nobaddies are quite sleezy in this sense. The secondary principle would be realness. A nobaddy will stretch the truth if it means an entrance into the pearly gates of fame. If you don't want to be a nobaddy then remember this old saying that has died in these times: Word is bond. There's an element of reality that a nobaddy fails to see.
The origins of this term: A pure man by the name of Dominik Sikora once pointed out to me that I pronounced the word 'nobody' as 'nobaddy.' I had never noticed until then and the term had eventually evolved into this term today.
As general a term as this is, the universal relationship between all nobaddies is that all of them fail to 'do they own thang.' This means they fail to listen to their own preferences (such as clothes, music, and hobbies) as they are more concerned with others. They follow the rules set before them. Nobaddies conform in every which way so long as they feel they belong.
He fails to listen to that voice inside that says something like 'I wanna dress like James Bond.' and instead wears a polo with popped collars, sunglasses too big for his midget head, and flipflops that won't help him at all if he were to get into a fight. And the nobaddy won't be able to run away from the confrontation without losing a flipflop. Nobaddies...
The fundamental principle in distinguising a nobaddy is the 'thang factor.' Is he/she doin' his/her own thang? Or just trying to do everybaddy elses? Nobaddies are quite sleezy in this sense. The secondary principle would be realness. A nobaddy will stretch the truth if it means an entrance into the pearly gates of fame. If you don't want to be a nobaddy then remember this old saying that has died in these times: Word is bond. There's an element of reality that a nobaddy fails to see.
The origins of this term: A pure man by the name of Dominik Sikora once pointed out to me that I pronounced the word 'nobody' as 'nobaddy.' I had never noticed until then and the term had eventually evolved into this term today.
Somebaddy: hey listen ya nobaddy, whats with you having conversations on facebook? you dont got msn?
Nobaddy: theyre conversations with hot girls
Somebaddy: you datin' any of 'em?
Nobaddy: seeing how i had a party saturday and they came, and i definately got farther with them then u will ever in ur entire life, so im out peace
Somebaddy: you should go out with one of them then
Nobaddy: i even stayed sober for a chick dumbass
Somebaddy: datin' her?
Nobaddy: im out peace
Somebaddy: youre a nobaddy
Nobaddy: theyre conversations with hot girls
Somebaddy: you datin' any of 'em?
Nobaddy: seeing how i had a party saturday and they came, and i definately got farther with them then u will ever in ur entire life, so im out peace
Somebaddy: you should go out with one of them then
Nobaddy: i even stayed sober for a chick dumbass
Somebaddy: datin' her?
Nobaddy: im out peace
Somebaddy: youre a nobaddy
by Ryan Jackson August 6, 2007
Get the Nobaddy mug.Jose: Hola juan! Por que perdiste ayer en WOW?
Garcia: Porque él es un noobadore!
~English Translation~
Jose: Hello Juan. Why did you lose yesterday in WOW?
Garcia: Because he is a noob
Garcia: Porque él es un noobadore!
~English Translation~
Jose: Hello Juan. Why did you lose yesterday in WOW?
Garcia: Because he is a noob
by B0rdher PatroL March 28, 2010
Get the noobadore mug.by anonymous February 28, 2021
Get the no1baddie mug.by theguyinthegreenscarf November 19, 2009
Get the notbadjew mug.A person who frequently drops celebrity names to create (in their own estimation) an implied sense of self importance. A meme which originated on Facebook.
OMG I was at this random house after a Katy Perry show.. pre famo... as I walked in Rihanna was leaving.. Paris Hilton was hitting on Simon Rex in the kitchen.. I asked a guy outside for a light.. he turned around and it was Adam Levine... It was his house.... then Sam Ronson pulled up in her Ferrari with her brother Mark.....
Oh shut up, stop being such a Nogrady!
Oh shut up, stop being such a Nogrady!
by Hollywood Crab August 21, 2011
Get the Nogrady mug.Used in online gaming to indicate a player who is not 'bad' at the game, namely a noob or baddie. It can be used in a variety of ways and is generally not used to describe one's self. Elitests may use this term but it is not exclusively for their use, more for anyone who has a good sense they actually know how to fucking play.
Example 1:
Somewhat Skilled Player:
LF2M Ranged Deeps 4 ICC25, guild run, 5.5k GS+ req, Nonbads only PST
Example 2:
Baddie:
hI I LEIK UR gUILD nAEM ADN SOM1 SEd u R rECRUITING CAN U LET ME JoIN IT?
Guildee: Sorry nub we're only recruiting Nonbads ATM
Example 3:
Somewhat Skilled Player 1:
my guild is stuck on fucking Marrowgar Hard mode, its like we're fucking carrying half the peeps, like the other day I DI'd this shammy and he was freaking out in Vent about how he was "perma-stunned"
Somewhat Skilled Player 2:
Holy shit man, you need to find a guild with more Nonbads, lawls.
Somewhat Skilled Player:
LF2M Ranged Deeps 4 ICC25, guild run, 5.5k GS+ req, Nonbads only PST
Example 2:
Baddie:
hI I LEIK UR gUILD nAEM ADN SOM1 SEd u R rECRUITING CAN U LET ME JoIN IT?
Guildee: Sorry nub we're only recruiting Nonbads ATM
Example 3:
Somewhat Skilled Player 1:
my guild is stuck on fucking Marrowgar Hard mode, its like we're fucking carrying half the peeps, like the other day I DI'd this shammy and he was freaking out in Vent about how he was "perma-stunned"
Somewhat Skilled Player 2:
Holy shit man, you need to find a guild with more Nonbads, lawls.
by Pwnzor!!111one August 6, 2010
Get the Nonbad mug.