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From Noggin the Nog:-The tales from the Lands of the North, where the black rocks stand guard against the cold sea, in the dark night that is very long, the men of the Northlands sit by their great log fires and they tell a tale of Noggin the Nog, in which the crown of Noggin, Prince of the Nogs is sought by his uncle Nogbad the Bad who devises evil plots to threaten the safety of the kingdom, and sometimes the world, in order to force Noggin to give up his crown. In each saga Nogbad pursues his plot to the very brink of success, but at the last moment his purposes are foiled by some unexpected piece of luck, cleverness or lack of attention on the part of the Nogs. Nogbad the bad is the archetypal wicked uncle, obsessed with an ambition to regain the crown of the Northlands which (in his view) was wrongly given to his worthless nephew, Noggin. His life is spent devising ingeniously evil schemes to steal the crown, or force Noggin to give it up.
Is George Bush the Nogbad of the World?
Nogbad by Don Kiddick September 17, 2003
Words you can keep
The lowest form of human life possible.

As general a term as this is, the universal relationship between all nobaddies is that all of them fail to 'do they own thang.' This means they fail to listen to their own preferences (such as clothes, music, and hobbies) as they are more concerned with others. They follow the rules set before them. Nobaddies conform in every which way so long as they feel they belong.

He fails to listen to that voice inside that says something like 'I wanna dress like James Bond.' and instead wears a polo with popped collars, sunglasses too big for his midget head, and flipflops that won't help him at all if he were to get into a fight. And the nobaddy won't be able to run away from the confrontation without losing a flipflop. Nobaddies...

The fundamental principle in distinguising a nobaddy is the 'thang factor.' Is he/she doin' his/her own thang? Or just trying to do everybaddy elses? Nobaddies are quite sleezy in this sense. The secondary principle would be realness. A nobaddy will stretch the truth if it means an entrance into the pearly gates of fame. If you don't want to be a nobaddy then remember this old saying that has died in these times: Word is bond. There's an element of reality that a nobaddy fails to see.

The origins of this term: A pure man by the name of Dominik Sikora once pointed out to me that I pronounced the word 'nobody' as 'nobaddy.' I had never noticed until then and the term had eventually evolved into this term today.
Somebaddy: hey listen ya nobaddy, whats with you having conversations on facebook? you dont got msn?

Nobaddy: theyre conversations with hot girls

Somebaddy: you datin' any of 'em?

Nobaddy: seeing how i had a party saturday and they came, and i definately got farther with them then u will ever in ur entire life, so im out peace

Somebaddy: you should go out with one of them then

Nobaddy: i even stayed sober for a chick dumbass

Somebaddy: datin' her?

Nobaddy: im out peace

Somebaddy: youre a nobaddy
Nobaddy by Ryan Jackson August 6, 2007
Related Words

noobadore 

Spelt "noobadoré"; The spanish/mexican variation of the word "noob"
Jose: Hola juan! Por que perdiste ayer en WOW?
Garcia: Porque él es un noobadore!

~English Translation~
Jose: Hello Juan. Why did you lose yesterday in WOW?
Garcia: Because he is a noob
noobadore by B0rdher PatroL March 28, 2010
A Tiktoker that joined in October and hit 3k in February! "No1baddie is such a baddie! am i right?"
no1baddie is my favourite tiktoker, she is so cool! she is a baddie!
no1baddie by anonymous February 28, 2021

notbadjew 

something that is cool , or attractive, or you can use it as a filler..
that was pretty notbadjew
she was pretty notbadjew
pass me the notbadjew there
notbadjew by theguyinthegreenscarf November 19, 2009
A person who frequently drops celebrity names to create (in their own estimation) an implied sense of self importance. A meme which originated on Facebook.
OMG I was at this random house after a Katy Perry show.. pre famo... as I walked in Rihanna was leaving.. Paris Hilton was hitting on Simon Rex in the kitchen.. I asked a guy outside for a light.. he turned around and it was Adam Levine... It was his house.... then Sam Ronson pulled up in her Ferrari with her brother Mark.....

Oh shut up, stop being such a Nogrady!
Nogrady by Hollywood Crab August 21, 2011
Used in online gaming to indicate a player who is not 'bad' at the game, namely a noob or baddie. It can be used in a variety of ways and is generally not used to describe one's self. Elitests may use this term but it is not exclusively for their use, more for anyone who has a good sense they actually know how to fucking play.
Example 1:
Somewhat Skilled Player:
LF2M Ranged Deeps 4 ICC25, guild run, 5.5k GS+ req, Nonbads only PST

Example 2:
Baddie:
hI I LEIK UR gUILD nAEM ADN SOM1 SEd u R rECRUITING CAN U LET ME JoIN IT?
Guildee: Sorry nub we're only recruiting Nonbads ATM

Example 3:
Somewhat Skilled Player 1:
my guild is stuck on fucking Marrowgar Hard mode, its like we're fucking carrying half the peeps, like the other day I DI'd this shammy and he was freaking out in Vent about how he was "perma-stunned"
Somewhat Skilled Player 2:
Holy shit man, you need to find a guild with more Nonbads, lawls.
Nonbad by Pwnzor!!111one August 6, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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