No Salahd

Mo Salah when he decides to ghost in a game and gets a lucky penalty or a tap in

You: “Damn did you see No Salahd in that game against Napoli”
Your friend: “Yeah, he is worse than Penaldo”

by CianfuckingStinks September 23, 2022

No Salahd

Mo Salah when he decides to be fat and not do anything all game except maybe get a lucky penalty or tap-in

You:”Did you see No Salahds performance last night against Napoli”
Your friend:”Yeah I know he was so shit , he is a penalty merchant and is worse than Penaldo.”

by CianfuckingStinks September 23, 2022

mu salahd

along with the great bhadashree raj, mu salahd is the greatest player to ever play the game of pro clubs football. he has a beautiful blue afro, and is fuckin massive. he is a sexy man

“Did you guys see Mu Salahd’s performance tonight?”
“Yeah he was amazing, as always”

by mu salahd February 23, 2021