North Woods Nimrod

Renown cannibal and resident of the wilderness of Green Bay, Wisconsin. Long time pals with a slender man and Rumor has it he has had babies with 8 different species. Huge packer backer but hasn’t been seen in decades. Some say he’s just a legend, others say the man is Brett Favre.

“During the winter of 2009 the Green Bay city council issued a mandatory curfew after the North Woods Nimrod took a lunch break to the local elementary school.”

Green Bay, Wisconsin
Packer backer
Brett Favre

by Bichael Newhouse December 20, 2017

Nimrod Nightcap

When you are in the town of Nimrod, Minnesota (population 69) and meet up with one of the local girls for some oral action. While slurping on your manhood, she is simultaneously sucking down some Crown Royal Apple through a straw. The apple flavored whiskey prelude will mix terrifically with your creamy goodness.

Last night I offered Melinda a Nimrod Nightcap, she was thrilled to have her third of the evening.

by BROZERKERZ May 2, 2018