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Niko Kessler is a fat jew with patches of back hair. Otherwise known as the hairy backed gorilla of the south. All Niko kesslers are greedy fucks with annoying Jewish qualities. No one would ever date a niko Kessler unless u want aids.
Person 1: I saw someone pick up a penny

Person 2: must of been that fat jew Niko Kessler
by Boijewwonder June 05, 2018
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