Niggernometry

Theory coined by the prophet Afroman which claims to be the one, true method for selling crack to one's teacher. A close relative of trigonometry, but the similarities end at the rhyme unfortunately for us students.

"That's how you pass, trigonometry, sell crack to your teacher, use niggernometry" - Afroman, Bacc To School

by Aristotle's high cousin September 22, 2010

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Nigganometry

The study of Nigga . A full time major in University as well. You study fried chicken, kool-aid, watermelon and leaving your child at a young age. If you get a masters in nigganometry, you automatically get the n-word pass. Black people are born with a Masters in Nigganometry.

Person 1: "Yo, I just got my Masters in Nigganometry."
Person 2: "NIGGGGAAAAAA."
Person 1: "NIGGGGAAAAAAA."

by Prince of Serbia January 12, 2019

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The process of selling dope to your teacher so you can pass the class without knowing the material.

Gangsta 1: Daymn! How'd you pass this math class? You can't even divide!
Gangsta 2: Son, im using niggonometry.

by Jedd & Alex June 30, 2006

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While it may go back further, the first instance of the Phrase nigganometry that I recall was from Canibus on his 1998 album 'Can-I-Bus'the song simply titled 'nigganometry' uses some rather quick witted Q&A to show examples of nigganometry.

Now if a bitch sucks yo' dick, for five dollars per square inch
and gets forty dollars, includin a five dollar tip
How big was the dick she just sucked? (Say what?)
Say how big was the dick she just sucked? (What?)......

If you remove every living animal out of the sea
then wouldn't the world's ocean water level decrease?
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that was deep)
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that shit was deep)
It's nigganometry...

by Nausicaa January 18, 2005

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