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1. The act of attempting to make it with a girl you have ZERO chance with, by the use of lame pickup attempts, getting naked when not appropriate, and asking the question, "Does size matter?"
I let him sleep in my bed last night, but he totally Nickolmo'd me and I just had to get out of there.
by justblaze5687 August 21, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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