Commonly synonymous with "Big-Dick Nick", a "Nick Novotny" is a midwestern patriot that discreetly carries a minimum 14 inch flacid penis in his cargo shorts with an American like pride.
You see Nick Novotny in the airport? TSA thought it was a pipe-bomb in his pants!
by Joe Beaver October 19, 2020
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