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Ship between Newt and Thomas from The Maze Runner series. Best ship in series.
Newtmas is beautiful
newtmas by Avenger88 June 26, 2015

newtmas depression 

caused by the love of newt & thomas, leaves you feeling halfway happy, halfway sad. symptoms include heartaches, migraines, uncontrollable crying, seizures, mental breakdowns, fast heartbeat, trouble breathing, losing sleep. recovery time takes about 3 years but some may never recover.
after watching "The Death Cure", I suffered a terrible newtmas depression
newtmas depression by newtsh00k March 24, 2018
A ship between the characters Thomas and Newt in The Maze Runner series. It is very real and emotional and they loved each other
Newtmas is real you can tell by the way they look at each other.
Newtmas by bylerreddienewtmas May 23, 2018
THE BEST SHIP EVER NO ONE WILL EVER CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE!!! Newtmas is real and newt is confirmed gay, so NEWTMAS FOREVER!!!
“hey bestie, why’d ya look so sad yet so happy at the same time?”
*sniff* “newtmas…”
newtmas by nothingtoseehere^^ November 29, 2022

newtons three laws of motion 

1st law:an object will continue to be in motion unless another force acts upon it to stop it.
2nd law:Force=Mass*acceleration
3rd law:For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Newtons three laws of motion come into play at a skatepark.
The real couple that should've been endgame and that's on god.
Newtmas is real motherfuckers
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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