A large, bipedal primate found the region of the United States immediately north of New Jersey. Often known to migrate to the beach regions of New Jersey in large groups known as bennies. Characterized by fake tans, backnee, valour jumpsuits, gold chains, suped-up cars with unnessecary spoilers, extreme body hair (which may be waxed). Also known for unjustified pride in their native land. This breed of American absolutely refuses to pronounce an "er" sound if it appears at the end of a word. Instinctively drives in passing lane of any road they inhabit well below any posted speed limit.
by Get Off My Beach May 23, 2005