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New York Happy Meal 

WHen you take a dirty hooker home to get nasty with. you whip out your 10 inch dick and dont use a condom. make sure she is chained to the bed. Shit in her nostrols and piss in her mouth so she cannot breathe. Wait till she passes out and then you call a plumber.

The plumber unplugs her and then repeats the same action. SHe is still passed out/DEAD when you pick her up and have a 3some with her.

Next take her to New York City and throw her in a dumpster behind a McDonalds.

Now a few months later on the news you hear about a kid who had a dead hooker in his happy meal. YOUR WELCOME!
Yeah a few months ago me and a plumber gave her a New York Happy Meal
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NewYork Happymeal

NY Happy meal is a rat either alive or dead in your food.
Yooooo… I was looking forward to my leftovers but it came with a NewYork happymeal. Big ass rat wasn’t even phased

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026