New Woke City 

Noun - The capital city of the mythical land of Wokistan. The cultural epicenter of all things woke, and the premier getaway destination for aspiring Woketopians who need to score intersectional points with their left-wing peers.

That patchy-bearded, dirtbag over there who's stopping traffic for no apparent reason obviously thinks he's the Mayor of New Woke City.

New Woke City by La Pluma May 12, 2021