New Hampshire Smore

Alright, so first, you take a massive shit in a girls mouth. Then, she gets on her knees and gives you head with it still in her mouth. After you bust in her mouth, she spits the jizz covered turd into YOUR mouth, followed by you spitting it into her vag, and then you fuck her,

Guy: Eyy yo bitch, you want a New Hampshire Smore?
Girl: Go fuck yourself.

by noahsimontonsabitch February 25, 2011

New Hampshire S’more

The sexual act of a man dropping a duece in a woman’s mouth, then receiving fellatio whilst the brown is still in her mouth. After ejaculation in said mouth, the woman will transfer the mixture into the man’s mouth before he proceeds to bird feed it into her honey hole.

Dude that girl was a freak in the sheets. She let me give her a new Hampshire s’more.

by MrF1sterbuttnstuf January 14, 2026

New Hampshire S’more

The sexual act of a man dropping a duece in a woman’s mouth, then receiving fellatio whilst the brown is still in her mouth. After ejaculation in said mouth, the woman will transfer the mixture into the man’s mouth before he proceeds to bird feed it into her honey hole.

Dude that girl was a freak in the sheets. She let me give her a new Hampshire s’more.

by MrF1sterbuttnstuf January 14, 2026