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New England Tech

A Technical College located in Warwick, RI. Mostly notable for popularizing the 18 month degree programs in the North East that net you an Associates degree in less than 4 years, if you willing to pay the outrageous tuition they force upon their students of mostly GED holders, ghetto dwellers, stoners, slackers, and last-chance-to-get-my-life-on-trackers.

The education you recieve is akin to a glorified private high school. In the same respect, the drug flow is also as equivilent.

Affectionately known as NEIT (nee-it) by locals and students. This institution is based around cut-throat deals, and subjective internal deceit, in which their politics secretly govern the school as if it were a small dictatorship nation.

Despite their advertising for job placement upon graduation, if you are taking certain degree paths, they will avidly reject any possibility of granting you any sort of contacts of which to base the rest of your life on.

If you want the American University life style, this Institution (aptly named) is not for you. See also URI, RIC, JWU, Rodger Williams, they are cheaper and more respected.
NEIT Kid: "I went to New England Tech to get a great education, have an amazing college experience, and get help with finding a stellar job upon graduation."

University Kid: "Are you high?"
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026