Nelysheil 

A sexy, determined Puerto Rican girl who will make you smile with just one glance. She is caring, funny, witty , and playful in nature, but she is also very intelligent, someone who can think out-of-the box and will leave you speechless at most times. As a bonus, she is athletic, a great soccer player and in great shape. Her nickname at most times will be Nely, although she might have others. She is an achiever and she is dependable. She is the perfect person to have around for just anything.

Nelysheil you make me feel amazing.
OMG! Nely what an amazing Goal!

Nelysheil... I'm speechless, I don't know what to say to that.

Nelysheil by Anonymous Nel May 2, 2018

nelsheimers 

An unfortunate and incurable medical condition. Symptoms include: very old age, annoying behavior, forgetfullness, nostalgia for yesteryear, crankiness, crustiness, long-winded email writing, and a pot-bellied appearance. But mostly just old, very old, age and the innate ability to effortlessly annoy anyone within earshot. Nelsheimers patients often appear disoriented and just keep asking for "a little black caulk." No one is sure exactly how the disease is transmitted, but the CDC reports a recent north Florida outbreak appears to have been linked to a rusty old pitcher pump.

Ugg, that dude used to be just fine until he was diagnosed with Nelsheimers. What a shame.

nelsheimers by 93%DegreeGuy June 10, 2016

nelsheimers 

An unfortunate and incurable medical condition. Symptoms include: very old age, annoying behavior, forgetfullness, nostalgia for yesteryear, crankiness, crustiness, long-winded email writing, and a pot-bellied appearance. But mostly just old, very old, age and the innate ability to effortlessly annoy anyone within earshot. Nelsheimers patients often appear disoriented and just keep asking for "a little black caulk." No one is sure exactly how the disease is transmitted, but the CDC reports a recent north Florida outbreak appears to have been linked to a rusty old pitcher pump.

Ugg, that dude used to be just fine until he was diagnosed with Nelsheimers. What a shame.

nelsheimers by 93%DegreeGuy June 10, 2016