Nelson ring

The hickie one gets around his asshole after receiving a nelson.

"I hope I don't have to get a cavity check any time soon--they'll probably mis-interpret this nelson ring your mom gave me last night."

Nelson ring by Guslah August 2, 2008

Nelsoning 

v. Semi-erotic food fingering to check for quality, doneness, and juiciness approved only by Mr. Nelson himself.

You’ve been Nelsoning the crease in that chicken long enough.

Nelsoning by Santee Men August 11, 2020

Nelsoning 

Occurs when one smokes a joint/blunt utop the White House.

"Holy crap, Steve is Nelsoning right now. Get the picture phoney thing thats takes videos."

Nelsoning by Sol Surfer January 6, 2008

Nelsoning 

Maintaining that delicate balance of being just funny enough at work to entertain your coworkers but not so funny that you get sent to HR.

Damn, that's funny as hell, but you realize you're Nelsoning??

Nelsoning by Buckeyesooner July 5, 2022

Nelsoning 

The act of an individual attempting to appear straight when they clearly aren’t.

He tried to hit on her, but she could tell by the way he walked and talked that he was Nelsoning.

Nelsoning by Frank Coctostan December 6, 2022