Nekoranik

A person who fails at doing parkour and injures themselves. Cutting, breaking, or tearing anything as a result.

Joe: "Dude, I broke my wrist swinging off the basketball rim, I'm such a Nekoranik!"

Alfonso: "Did you see Miguel's video of Terry failing at parkour?"
Lawrence: "Yeah dude! He pulled a Nekoranik!"

by RuralThesaurusII January 6, 2012