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Neiman Marxist

A college-educated vaguely bohemian liberal (usually female and white) who, while shopping for $400 jeans and planning visits to exclusive Vegas nightclubs, espouses Marxist revolution, loves Che and/or anti-WTO protests, and claims empathy for the poor and oppressed as long as they don't move in next door. He or she will have traveled to a relatively safe city in the developing world with Starbucks, like Dubai, Buenos Aires, or Cape Town. Will have a piece of "ethnic" art in his or her condominium and/or suburban house in a gated community.
The border protest was attended by a group of Neiman Marxists who held signs and stayed back on the pavement.
Neiman Marxist by ranger47 February 17, 2009
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Nicantra 

The spawn of two formerly famous humans, oftentimes serving as the poster boy for white fragility.
The Nicantra is an example of what would happen if Kathy Bates and Machaulay Culkin procreated.
Nicantra by Half-Seeing Mike February 17, 2021

Neiman Marcus 

A very expensive upscale department store headquartered in Dallas Texas. They also have a store on fifth avenue in New York City.
Person 1: Did you see the Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalog?

Person 2: Oh yes, the one with the 50,000 dollar faberge egg, 100,000 dollar BMW car and one million dollar vacation in it?

Person 1: That's the one!
Neiman Marcus by azx May 1, 2008

Nicantra 

One who is of Portuguese-Jewish descent.
The Nicantra identified her for the FBI because of her derogatory posts on social media.
Nicantra by Half-Seeing Mike February 2, 2021
Neihana is a great guy. Neihana is fiercely loyal to his partner, family and friends. When I think of Neihana the things that come to mind are, role model, respected and respectful, kind hearted, giving and empathetic. Neihana is a Great leader. Passionate is an endearing trait of Neihana. Neihana is a great lover. Speaking of love. Neihana loves everything and everyone, especially animals. He is also loved by everyone who is connected to him in life. Neihana is funny. A natural comedian who doesn’t mind Good banter and a giggle. Neihana cares about everyone and all creatures great and small 🐳🐿. Neihana cares about others more than himself. Neihana is a best friend and an all in all top human. The words strong and determined come to mind when I think of Neihana. Neihana is an incredible lover and amazing in bed!! I can assure you. I love you so much Neihana. Neihana is known as hot and handsome.

One thing you can count on with Neihana is that he will love you forever and will always be there when the chips are down!

I love you Neihana.

Neihana you are beautiful!

Neihana you are one in a million
“I laughed so hard! It was a funny as a Neihana!”

“That sex was Neihana!”

“That guy is hot!” “No. He is Neihana.”

Beautiful as a Neihana.

Neiman Marcus 

Super high end luxury department store also known as "Needless Mark-up." Basically if you're not ready to pay too much for retail then don't shop here. Won't take any other credit card aside from their own store card, all other transactions must be in cash. So if you're a mobster or a drug dealer then this is your place to shop. Otherwise better hit the ATM a couple of times before you go.
Martin: "Dude check out my new Pradas!"
Josh: "Nice! Where'd you find em at?"
Martin: I got em at Neiman Marcus for $500, I coulda gotten em at the company's store for $450 but that's how I role."

Robert: "Sorry I'm late."
Tina: "it's cool, did you get held up in traffic?"
Robert: "No I had to use the other entrance of the mall because Neiman Marcus was doing their annual party for the customers who spend $25000 or more a year."
Neiman Marcus by window shopper November 2, 2009
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